It's not something you find happens over night. In fact, it's taken me exactly 25 years to find myself in this position. My group is fairly large, I'd say. Full of the gays, the gals, and the guys. If it weren't for my awesomeface friends, I'd be giving hand jobs to Mexican guys on Shotwell.
There's something I'd now like to blame my great friends for, and that is being utterly alone. In a sexual sense. If it weren't for my great gal pals, I'd probably have a boyfriend. But he'd probably suck and I'd probably only know him and his friends so my life would completely be his life and I'd have no identity of my own. So thank you girls for ruining all my relationships.
Also, you guy friends don't get off so easy either. If you weren't so friggin awesome, I'd have a lower standard of men in general and might not be so aware of the possibilities. Actually, I can blame my cousins for that, too. Thanks a lot, jerks.
I go to Tom Petty with my pals. I jump rope with my jams. I feast with my followers. And until I find the person who can do all of these things with me, I will sleep alone.
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