To whom it concerns, Darlene's work will be late,
it fell on her pancakes and stuck to her plate...
To whom it concerns, my ma made me write this,
and I'm just her kid, so how could I fight this...
To whom it concerns, I lost my assignment,
maybe I'll get lucky, solitary confinement...
To whom it concerns, Darlene's great with the ball,
but guys don't watch tomboys when they're cruising the hall...
To whom it concerns, I just turned thirteen,
too short to be quarterback, too plain to be queen...
To whom it concerns, I'm not made of steel,
when I get blindsided my pain is quite real...
I don't mean to squawk, but it really burns...
I just thought I'd mention it, to whom it concerns...
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Amazing Quotes Part 8
"Just when I think there's no more mudbutt, I wake up: Mud Butt!"
-Jill Herrera
-Jill Herrera
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Things I learned today: Wild West
Reading up for Death Valley's biography, I found this little tiny biography of a man who should have had my babies.
John R. Abernathy, aka: Wolf Catcher, Catch 'Em Alive Jack (1876–1941) - Born to Scottish ancestors in Texas, Abernathy was raised in the burgeoning railroad town of Sweetwater. During his lifetime he worked as a U.S. Secret Service agent, a wildcat oil driller, and was the last U.S. Deputy Marshal in Oklahoma Territory, serving from 1906 to 1910. But he was best known for capturing hundreds of wolves single handedly without ever having to kill one. By forcing his hand deep enough into a wolf's mouth, he could stun the creature long enough to capture it, a service for which he was paid fifty dollars by eager ranchers. Earning him his nicknames and a small amount of fame for this "skill," he even drew the attention of President Theodore Roosevelt.
Who would have thought you apply the skills used by catfishermen to catch wolves? Think I'll try this at home...
John R. Abernathy, aka: Wolf Catcher, Catch 'Em Alive Jack (1876–1941) - Born to Scottish ancestors in Texas, Abernathy was raised in the burgeoning railroad town of Sweetwater. During his lifetime he worked as a U.S. Secret Service agent, a wildcat oil driller, and was the last U.S. Deputy Marshal in Oklahoma Territory, serving from 1906 to 1910. But he was best known for capturing hundreds of wolves single handedly without ever having to kill one. By forcing his hand deep enough into a wolf's mouth, he could stun the creature long enough to capture it, a service for which he was paid fifty dollars by eager ranchers. Earning him his nicknames and a small amount of fame for this "skill," he even drew the attention of President Theodore Roosevelt.
Who would have thought you apply the skills used by catfishermen to catch wolves? Think I'll try this at home...
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Amazing Quotes Part 6
In reference to a contest where the loser has to shave their head and give their boyfriend a hummer:
"I don't even know what you'd hum!"
-Jill Herrera
"I don't even know what you'd hum!"
-Jill Herrera
Friday, June 19, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Friday, May 1, 2009
Amazing Quotes Part 2
"It's like grandma used to say, 'Bull Dykes: Reliable. Regular Dykes: Just dykey'."
-Kelly Dougherty
-Kelly Dougherty
Monday, February 23, 2009
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